CLOSED FOR RECONSTRUCTION
Note to the hack-spammers
who made this change necessary:
The entire staff of ALR would be eternally in your debt if you would
be so kind as to assume a bestial crouch, crawl away on your bloody,
pus-ridden knees, and do the general gentry the sweet and
ever-so-gentle service of dying a horrible malingering death. Alone.
Weeping for your mommy. Who obviously didn't give you enough